A visually stunning work of art. Cocaine Bear review.

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Yes, gentlemen and ladies be sure to buckle your seatbelts as you look forward to a ride filled with insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an incredible ride, and in many ways than one. This film takes the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an comical horror movie that will make you laugh, scratching your head, and thinking about your choices in life, both bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear When we first meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played flawlessly by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're in for an exciting experience. The smuggler has style of grace, style, and ability to dump his valuable merchandise in the most dangerous locations. What he did not realize was that at the time he'd inadvertently make the story of the century--the "Cocaine Bear!" It's time to forget everything you believe you know about bears or their preference for food. This film adopts a unique position and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, they aren't just partying, they transform into bloodthirsty beasts! It's time to say goodbye to Godzilla here's a new King in town and it's a bear that has a fascination for powdered compounds. Our cast of characters comprising the unhinged police as well as the reckless criminals and innocent citizens who had trouble finding their way out of a garbage bag can keep you with laughter. Their collective incompetence will be spectacular to look at. If you're ever seeking a laugh think of police officers Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell attempting to find one of the crimes they are investigating without accidentally shooting one another. Let's not forget about our brave adventurers, Olaf as well as Elsa. These aren't the Olaf and Elsa taken from "Frozen." Two hikers discover a treasure trove of Colombian deliciousness, and just before you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for Cocaine Bear's hunger for food. It's true, who really needs a Disney princess when there's hissing, running bear out in the open? The movie strikes the perfect middle ground between horror and comedy and makes you smile at one point and clutching your popcorn in fear the next. The body count rises faster than those hairs that hang on your head and you'll be cheering every death scene with an eerie enjoyment. This is something like watching National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper. So, let's look at the final showdown. Imagine this scene: a waterfall over the backdrop, our fearless and ferocious family of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry prepared to fight that Cocaine Bear. This is a battle of an era, complete with explosions, bear roars, as well as enough white powder to bring Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think that you've seen the last of bear but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of epic proportions. Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have problems. The editing feels as unstable as a snoring squirrel it leaves you scratching at your desk and asking yourself if that film reel is actually used to serve as scratching post. Do not worry, viewers, for the bear's CGI truly tops the pack. It is a show-stealing bear and the team of editors seemed to have a sugar high themselves. The film is a mix of double-crossings, tension, with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. In the end, and you exit the theatre with a smirk around your mouth, take note of that reviewer's last advice: Keep bears away from food, especially not heroin or fellow hiking buddies. I guarantee it will not go well for any of the people involved. Grab your popcorn, buckle down, so that you can be immersed (blog post) in the bizarre world of "Cocaine Bear." This is a unique cinematic experience that will leave you in tears, while you contemplate the potential of bears as well as their secrets of partying potential.